So church service lets out one Sunday and the devil himself shows up outside the front door. devil makes himself all big and scary and stinky and all the church folk run…except for this one little old man.
The devil said, “Old man, do you know who I am?” The old man replied, “Yes, sir, I do.” And pulled out a toothpick and stuck it in his mouth. The devil got mad and asked him, “Aren’t you afraid of me? Why aren’t you running like everyone else?”
The old man looked the devil right in the eye and said, “Been married to your sister for 42 years…”