Little Johnny was having trouble with math, so his parents took him out of the public elementary school and sent him to the catholic school down the road. Within a month, Johnny was a math whiz, exceeding his parents wildest expectations. His parents asked Johnny, “Is it the teaching?” Johnny said, “No.” “Is it the discipline?” “No.” “Is it because the nuns are scary looking?” “No.”

Now the parents are perplexed. “So what is it that’s making you so much better at math?” They asked. Johnny replied, “When I saw they nailed Jesus to that plus-sign, I knew they meant business!”